Me and my coworker were chatting in the office and suddenly a raptor came in and ate us.

It was talking and laughing like the Joker the whole time.

why is the name "Joker" Homestuck green

why is the name "Joker" Tumblr Ross Green color named after the Friends character green?

That's better!

Homestuck is Ross from friends green

a set of words from baba is you, saying "homestuck is ross from friends green".ALT

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orcboxer:
“habbadax:
“Took a wrong turn somewhere
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i took a nap and woke up in all these goddam spinanch
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Took a wrong turn somewhere

i took a nap and woke up in all these goddam spinanch

jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

  • saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up
  • saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum

This video is so much better than it looks like it'll be.

I live down the street from a school that’s also a Pokémon Go gym so I’ve been going up there to kick all the kids pokemon out and taking it over with my avatar dressed as team rocket everyday. I’m like their one man Jessie and James, I like to think

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The Rhydon is at the school and I’ve just been going back up now and then between their classes to heal it lmao

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All grandpas on EARTH are friends & All grandpas on EARTH congregate once per YEAR to perform their technique 

All Grandpas United Ultimate Technique - True Total Annihilation Wave

Well They stop it every year before it’s too late 

We call this “Grandpa’s Mercy”

then again every blowjob is scary when the skull

When I think about American attitudes to parenting there's something that always comes to mind, but I don't know whether it's a real thing. All my life in American films and TV I've heard child characters addressing their dads as "sir" or being told off for not doing so.

Is that really a commonplace thing in American families, or is it just a shorthand way of showing that the character is a shitty dad?

calling dads sir, in the US

It's real and I've seen it first hand

I it's how I was raised

shitty-dad shorthand

it's real outside the US

Vanilla extract

There's still time to increase the sample size!

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undead girl

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A fun meme for y'all

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i’m sorry what

Pog as slang comes from the twitch emote, taken from a video with pogs in them. What is a pog? A small cap from a juice drink that is traded and used in games by 90s kids. The juice drink was called POG, short for passion fruit orange guava. Passion fruit was named after its flower, the passion flower. Passion flowers were called "flower of the five wounds" in Portuguese, eventually being translated as passion fruit by the English in reference to the passion of Jesus, aka his last moments alive before being crucified.

I love history, language, words, communication, and humans.

what, if any, of your joints/bones pop or crack (other than your back)

fingers/toes

wrists/ankles

neck

knees

hips

elbows

collarbones

sternum

multiple (say in tags!)

are you guys ok???

i've experienced popping and cracking in all of the above so i wanna know how normal this is

I mean, treating yaoi as the opposite of yuri just doesn't make sense mathematically: boys are not the inverse of girls. The actual opposite of yuri would somehow have to involve fewer than zero girls, and that's not an easy thing to characterise.

It has been proposed in the notes that shonen anime, Hideo Kojima games, and police procedurals where all the women die by the end satisfy the criterion of having fewer than zero girls in various ways.

Identifying the common thread of these proposals, we may thus conclude that the opposite of yuri is Supernatural.

("Doesn't that just put us back at square one with respect to positing that yaoi is the opposite of yuri" well, no, because Supernatural is also, for unrelated reasons, the opposite of yaoi.)

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neil banging out the tunes blinkie bc i can >:]

large version and template!

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